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- Still have 80 million in the bank
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- What? That bum has 81 million?
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- Wait. I’m 80 million overdrawn?
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- Might need to have a garage sale
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- Crap, I already sold the garage
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- WTF: Sell the jet ski AND the jet?
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- The accountant was just kidding.
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- Toss his head in with the others.
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- Yay! I’m still one per cent human.
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
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Pat, definitely go with the one on the top row, on the right. (“Wait, I’m 80 million overdrawn?) Perfect.
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That’s exactly how I looked every day in Greek Etymology.
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Love it Pat! And I loved Greek Etymology. I looked like picture 7 when I tried to use that knowledge in the business world.
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Yeah, business folk are suspicious of pretty all of your ologies. Thanks for the feedback.
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Hee hee.
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Get hold of yourself.
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Strict rules against saying Holy F*g* on the blog No rule against saying “Holy cow, moley, jumboly,mackeral,Binghamton. Was going to report you to the NSA until it occurred that the NSA already knows and that you may have meant to say Holy Fogg. Be advised, however, that fog has only one F*g* g.
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