Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: rhetorical Q
Armed diphthongs
Q. I said to my friend “What up dog?” But he didn’t answer me. I said “Dog, what up?” and he said “No comment.” I said “What the firetruck, Dog…” He said “You asked me a rhetorical question and legally … Continue reading
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Tagged absurd, colonoscopy, Purple Dotter, rhetorical Q, satire, ticks, torso
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FAQ: The rhetorical que…Hello? Where is everybody?
Q. Is it a rhetorical question if I ask you “Is this a rhetorical question?” A. Who hates me so much they would send a lunatic with the brains of an after-dinner mint? Q. Speaking of which, can you eat … Continue reading
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Tagged freen, funny, Latin, Norf Poe, poop, rhetorical Q, sarcasm, satire
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a hint of light 