Tag Archives: poop

Unraveled pants

Posted on April 19, 2017 by PMcG

Need some quick fame? Verrrry simple: Rewrite famous sayings (see below for examples) and claim them as your own. Alert the media. Bask in glory. Good luck avoiding paparazzi. I think, therefore I am. (Descartes) I think. Okay, been there, … Continue reading →

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What Nina said

Posted on January 12, 2016 by PMcG

Probably the best way to achieve immortality is to not die–as The Grammar Lady would never say. Rather she would say, in her superior tone, something about not splitting the infinitive or the atom on the porch or without at … Continue reading →

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FAQ: The rhetorical que…Hello? Where is everybody?

Posted on July 21, 2015 by PMcG

Q. Is it a rhetorical question if I ask you “Is this a rhetorical question?” A. Who hates me so much they would send a lunatic with the brains of an after-dinner mint? Q. Speaking of which, can you eat … Continue reading →

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