Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: Mars
Canasta on Mars
Yo, they’ve discovered water on Mars. I know. You may not give a hoot (in spite of our moral obligation to give hoots when hootful events occur. “Water discovered on Mars” is just a step above “Meteor bounces off Trump’s … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, Mockery and derision, News You Can Use (Sort of)
Tagged funny, horses, Mars, meatball, Native Martians, proc, satire, Stockholm, zany
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Let’s say this is funny
I hate it when a writer starts to explain something and says “Unless you’ve been living on Mars and don’t know that the Boer War is over…” Or “Unless you’ve been living on Mars and don’t know that Vincent Black … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, News You Can Use (Sort of)
Tagged absurd, Bieber, Canada, funny, humor, idiot, Mars, Prince Edward Island, satire, Vincent Black Lightning, zany
4 Comments
a hint of light 