Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: metaphysics
Earl Scruggs and the metaphysics nightmare
Patient X: Doc, I had a bad dream. Dr. Pepperoncini: Oh? When? Patient X: When I was asleep. Dr. Pepperoncini: Hmm. What was it about? Patient X: The dream? Dr. Pepperoncini: Yes, the dream. Patient X: Um, about five minutes. … Continue reading →
Posted in News You Can Use (Sort of), The human comedy
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Tagged banjo, humor, metaphysics, satire, Scruggs
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It is and it aint
Everyone, everywhere, is searching. Some search for what they once had but foolishly lost. They held it in their bare hands but it dribbled through their fingers. They left it out too long and it went bad. They accidentally flushed … Continue reading →
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, News You Can Use (Sort of)
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Tagged absurd, humor, metaphysics, satire
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a hint of light 