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Earl Scruggs and the metaphysics nightmare

Patient X: Doc, I had a bad dream. Dr. Pepperoncini: Oh? When? Patient X: When I was asleep. Dr. Pepperoncini: Hmm. What was it about? Patient X: The dream? Dr. Pepperoncini: Yes, the dream. Patient X: Um, about five minutes. … Continue reading

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It is and it aint

Everyone, everywhere, is searching. ┬áSome search for what they once had but foolishly lost. They held it in their bare hands but it dribbled through their fingers. They left it out too long and it went bad. They accidentally flushed … Continue reading

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