Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: Balenciaga
The F-bomb work-around
Have you ever found yourself so angry you wanted to drop the F-bomb on someone? But you knew if you did, some little weasel would wag a finger at you and say “I’m telling.” You know it will eventually get … Continue reading
Posted in Mockery and derision, News You Can Use (Sort of), The human comedy
Tagged Balenciaga, F-bomb, farouk, football, funny, humor, Mr. Big, satire
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Balenciaga’s pizza
I have a question. Two actually. I’m allowed two because, in self-actualizing my full potential as master of my organism’s motive, I am saying what the hell, I get to ask two questions and you don’t. My first question, quite … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, News You Can Use (Sort of)
Tagged absurd, Balenciaga, farouk, fox trot, humor, self-actualization, wisdom
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a hint of light 