Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: asshat
A Dick by any other name
The three-day sports controversy cycle: Day 1, 10:15 p.m. The crawl at the bottom of the screen during EPSN’s nightly Let’s Talk About LeBron James Until We Barf: Breaking News: Major League Umpire Dick Blumpidge, Jr., called for the suspension … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, News You Can Use (Sort of)
Tagged absurd, asshat, ESPN, humor, Marco Polo, satire, zany
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Rump roast
I am often stopped on the street by people of a certain age who ask “Please, do you have any spare tires? If not, could you at least explain what is a meme?” Talk about your teachable moments. I am … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, The human comedy
Tagged asshat, funny, Plato, rump, satire, zany
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a hint of light 