Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: being
Fun with legumes
Q. Big debate in the used-car sales director’s office. Isn’t nothingness the exact opposite of being?A. I get that question a lot. Just the other day a guy in a hardware store asked me if I knew where they kept … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, F.A.Q., Mockery and derision, The human comedy
Tagged absurd, bean, being, Camus, humor, legume, nothingness, satire
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Bingo, Bango, Bongo
Today in “The Fundamentals of Being,” we discuss the age-old question “What if Mr. Peanut got fired?” Hands? Jimmy: He’d have to turn in his monocle, top hat, spats and cane, right? Bob: What a kick in the nuts. L-o-l-a … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, News You Can Use (Sort of)
Tagged absurd, being, Mr. Peanut, Orcs, Peanutski
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a hint of light 