Tag Archives: farouk

Sign on White House fence

Posted on February 10, 2015 by PMcG

Attention IM-buh-sill Apparently the voices in your head have told you to climb over this fence to get into the White House so you can: a. use the throne b. check out the blue room to see if it’s really … Continue reading →

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Playing the sincerity card (jouer le joker)

Posted on October 10, 2014 by PMcG

•To my tens of thousands of fans I would like to say I am so sorry. This will never happen again. •I want to thank my huge fan base for their prayers and tweets. I was stupid and my actions … Continue reading →

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The F-bomb work-around

Posted on September 30, 2014 by PMcG

Have you ever found yourself so angry you wanted to drop the F-bomb on someone? But you knew if you did, some little weasel would wag a finger at you and say “I’m telling.” You know it will eventually get … Continue reading →

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Balenciaga’s pizza

Posted on September 5, 2014 by PMcG

I have a question. Two actually. I’m allowed two because, in self-actualizing my full potential as master of my organism’s motive, I am saying what the hell, I get to ask two questions and you don’t. My first question, quite … Continue reading →

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