Category Archives: Mockery and derision

Making fun of someone, something, someplace, sumbitch

Pyrrhic Victory #2805

Posted on January 7, 2022 by PMcG

That night, the monster inside O’Reilly awoke. It spread its wings, believing it could fly, but, of course, it could not. So it started thrashing around down there in O’Reilly’s innard rooms, smashing picture frames, knocking over lamps, carving its … Continue reading →

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Posted on October 14, 2021 by PMcG

Rebuilding the dead Q. What exactly are power handles?A. They’re pretty much what they sound like. You use them to hang onto power Q. But isn’t the idea of hanging onto power metaphorical?A. No, the idea of hanging onto power … Continue reading →

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Releasing the krakken

Posted on September 1, 2021 by PMcG

Before I got started, I received a text from the site police. “We’ll need to verify it’s you.” “Why can’t I just say ‘It’s me?” I typed.  The snarky reply text said “That is a question that not only shows … Continue reading →

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Coming up short

Posted on July 27, 2021 by PMcG

This may not be important, but don’t you suppose at some point in history somebody, somewhere was out of sorts because he was out of shorts? If you are in charge of shorts at your domicile, you’ll be aware that … Continue reading →

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Free wisdom

Posted on July 1, 2021 by PMcG

A few years ago I stepped down as the chief executive officer of a well known Fortune 500 company. Unfortunately, I’m forbidden by a court order to name it—a long story for another time. For now I’ll just call it … Continue reading →

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That is, to say, screwed

Posted on June 4, 2021 by PMcG

Q. Just who do you think you are?A. I am a United States citizen who knows his rights. Q. Whose rights?A. Well, his rights. Look, I was speaking in the third person, even though there are just the two of … Continue reading →

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Note to self

Posted on May 9, 2021 by PMcG

When you think about it, life is almost always about eluding the Inquisition. Which Inquisition, you ask? (If you didn’t ask but you asked your spouse or significant other to ask for you — because you’re too embarrassed and you’ve … Continue reading →

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