Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: app
Thirteen Ways of Looking at an App*
I. Sometimes it’s all a confusing jumble. Jumble, jumble, bo bumble, Fee fi fo fumble. Jumble. II. Questions dog you. Dogs question you. Who, what, where, when, why? Arf? III. In your pocket, in your cargo shorts, your eyeyiyiyi phone … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, News You Can Use (Sort of), The human comedy
Tagged absurd, app, Blackbird, cargo shorts, humor, satire, velcro, Wallace Stevens, zany
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What gall
While standing in the prescription line at the pharmacy, I often get restless and fidgety. I tend to buzz or vibrate, even levitate, all while giving off a tuneless whistling sound. I look desperately around for some distraction to take … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, News You Can Use (Sort of)
Tagged absurd, aliens, app, funny, gall, humor, satire, UFO
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