Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
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F.A.Q. The epiglottis
Q. What is an epiglottis? A. Excuse me, but did you not see the signs? Q. You mean the signs that say the end of the world is at hand and/or foot? A. No, the signs that say this line … Continue reading
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