Category Archives: F.A.Q.

F.A.Q. The Dishwasher

Posted on August 27, 2013 by PMcG

Q. Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean or dirty? A. Dirty. I think. Q. Didn’t you run them last night? A. Me? Um I…don’t think so. Q. They look clean. A. Then they’re clean. Probably. Maybe. Q. Ooh, gross. … Continue reading →

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Infrequently Asked Questions

Posted on August 2, 2013 by PMcG

If a guy named Charles Wood is called “Woodchuck” by his friends, how long before he gets it?  When Johns Hopkins was a boy, did his friends call him Jacks? Why is f*rt a socially taboo word but you can … Continue reading →

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F.A.Q. The Elevator Speech

Posted on July 10, 2013 by PMcG

Q. What exactly is an elevator speech?  A. Imagine you step onto an elevator and find yourself standing next to the Big Garbanzo Bean of the company you’re dying to work for. In the next 30 seconds, before the elevator … Continue reading →

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