Category Archives: Mockery and derision

Making fun of someone, something, someplace, sumbitch

Jiggling my grandmother

Posted on January 26, 2018 by PMcG

Sometimes, I get anxious. Ironically, the condition is called anxiety. I got it one day when I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in. I was pretty wired so they took me right away and later … Continue reading →

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Ta Da! You’re back!

Posted on January 15, 2018 by PMcG

Have you ever stood on your front porch of an evening after a trying life and wondered about existence? In other words, have you ever wondered if you really exist or if you exist only in somebody else’s dream? Or … Continue reading →

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F.A.Q. The Fruitcake Incident

Posted on December 14, 2017 by PMcG

Q. How do I get to my grandmother’s house? A. Go over the river and through the woods. Q. Which one? I always get my rivers mixed up. A. Don’t worry. The horse knows the way. Q. What horse? A. … Continue reading →

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My beautiful head

Posted on October 30, 2017 by PMcG

In the summertime (i.e. summertime, summertime, sum sum summertime), your trendier fake news publications often wheel out their squeaky cart of dust-covered free books sent by desperate, dust-covered fake publishers in hopes of making somebody’s — anybody’s — list of … Continue reading →

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Out the wazoo

Posted on September 8, 2017 by PMcG

I think it’s time we confront the truth. We know very little about flounder. Yeah, yeah, there are flounder experts among us (you know who you are) (obviously) who know tons of flounder stuff. Like your flounder catchers (not to … Continue reading →

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Four guys with Uzis

Posted on August 22, 2017 by PMcG

Q. Hello. Ray, here, at Paranoia Check where we say to the unzipped, the unglued, the madly awry, your crackers, your nuts, your bananas deep-fried: “If you see something, say something.” And remember: the If is always optional. A. Hello. … Continue reading →

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Running downhill in the dark

Posted on August 9, 2017 by PMcG

I think it would be appropriate if I were momentarily serious while discussing my recent and actual brain surgery. If you have had brain surgery you may be thinking “Who gives a flying burrito about your brain surgery?” A completely … Continue reading →

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