Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: Apocalypse
Bilge water and bratwurst
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Posted in Absurd and/or zany, Mockery and derision, News You Can Use (Sort of)
Tagged Apocalypse, funny, humor, satire, Spanish Inquisition, Uncle Big Guy
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a hint of light 