Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
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Important new rule: Never snork a Flanders nut
You know what’s really hard? I’ll tell you what’s really hard: • Blowing your nose while wearing a full set of banjo picks. • Being patient after somebody says Be patient! • Doing the grocery shopping without a pen to … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, Mockery and derision, The human comedy
Tagged Flanders, funny, humor, Mazola, satire, vacuum, zany
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a hint of light 