Monthly Archives: March 2017

Roundheads

Posted on March 29, 2017 by PMcG

I’ve been thinking lately that Pythagoras, Aristotle and Sister Mary Funeral were wrong about the world being round. Given my storied C– education, my abundant savoir faire and an overall jive that makes women — just ask K-Mac* – weep … Continue reading →

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The funny thing is

Posted on March 17, 2017 by PMcG

The emperor has signed an order making it a crime to laugh at him. Because of the liklihood of confusion, we have posted this FAQ. Q. Is that how you spell likelihood? A. No, but it is how you spell … Continue reading →

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Lost and flounder

Posted on March 10, 2017 by PMcG

K-Mac drops a pill and it rolls under the washer. What is the etiquette here? The handbook suggests these standard options. • Offer an empathetic “It sucks to be you.” • Go into the garage, get the back brace, the … Continue reading →

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Enemy of the peeps

Posted on March 1, 2017 by PMcG

Q. How long have you been an enemy of the people? A. Just a few days. Ever since the Hair Master labeled the news media “The enemy of the people.” But, in fact, I’ve been a reporter since way back … Continue reading →

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