Tag Archives: humor

The Fly who buzzed me

Posted on June 23, 2016 by PMcG

Monday 9:17am. Started writing “How to Make a Million Before the Weekend.” Why haven’t I thought of this before? You get rich before the weekend so you have two straight days of buying toys and playing with them and eating … Continue reading →

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Brand X

Posted on June 17, 2016 by PMcG

If there’s one thing I learned at the home, I’d be surprised. Actually, I didn’t start learning stuff until my lawyer convinced a judge I wasn’t really crazy as a bed bug. My lawyer: Your honor, have you ever seen … Continue reading →

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F.A.Q. Adventures in feasing

Posted on May 25, 2016 by PMcG

Q. What is malfeasance? A. Technically, it’s the act of feasing someone named Mal. Not to be confused with Melfeasance. Q. Why not? A. Mel doesn’t like to interact with anybody else’s fease. Q. Wouldn’t that fall under the category … Continue reading →

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Waiting, as usual, for Godot

Posted on May 11, 2016 by PMcG

Vladimir: How’s everything? Estragon: How should I know? Vladimir: I thought you knew everything. Estragon: I do. Vladimir: Then let me repeat my question. How’s everything? Estragon: Let me repeat my answer: How should I know? I may know everything—hey, … Continue reading →

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Artsy fartsy

Posted on May 6, 2016 by PMcG

Q. How can I tell if I have a Caravaggio in my attic? A. Is that the guy who does the Wolf Blitzer impersonations? Q. No. Wolf Blitzer does those. He’s very good at it. A. I wouldn’t want to … Continue reading →

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Another man’s or

Posted on April 27, 2016 by PMcG

Our most frequently asked question of the universe-at-large (remembering to use our inside voice) is a simple one: Is there or isn’t there? Put more simply, in the universal language of the chainsaw-wielding prophet of the street — he of … Continue reading →

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Speaking of enormous

Posted on April 15, 2016 by PMcG

I see they’re about to start selling us shoes that tie themselves. Seriously. I wonder if they’re going to call them loafers. I also wonder if we’ve gotten just a little too self-ish for our own good. A guy came … Continue reading →

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