Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
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Maybe, maybe not
A bear and a dwarf walk into a bar. The bartender sees the bear and says “What have we here?” The dwarf says “Who said that?” The bartender says “Who said ‘Who said that?’” The bear says “The dwarf.” The … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, Mockery and derision, The human comedy
Tagged absurd, bears, dwarf, humor, satire, unisex, zany
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