Patrick A. McGuire, Bloggonian
For years I told jokes on street corners for tips, dreaming of one day owning a granite counter top. No luck, so I entered a monastery. I now do stand-up at daily prayer services. The monks' vow of silence means they can't laugh. I can't even laugh, although sometimes I sob quietly in the can. This blog is a cry for help. Send money or granite. I accept Pay Pal.
Tag Archives: unscrewed
Firetrucking idiot
Police blotter, Awkward Point police 7:49 a.m. Anonymous tip: burning pants lying in road across from Gunther’s Previously Opened Canned Vegetables. Pants are smoking in clearly marked “Smoke free” zone. Fire department’s answering machine is full. Tried to leave message … Continue reading →
Posted in Absurd and/or zany, Mockery and derision, News You Can Use (Sort of), The human comedy
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Tagged absurd, boofing, Fogarty's Wake, gabardine, Lardo J. Lardo, satire, unscrewed, zany
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a hint of light 