Tag Archives: zany

F.A.Q. An abundance of caution

Posted on October 21, 2014 by PMcG

Q. I hear people saying we should take an abundance of cotton. What does that mean? A. You’re hearing it wrong. It’s an abundance of caution. Q. Is that like saying you want a toss salad, when you really mean … Continue reading →

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Giraffe me

Posted on October 16, 2014 by PMcG

Saw this special about giraffes on the golf channel. In Africa a lot of your golf courses are built on savannas where most giraffes are taught very early in life how to caddy. Either that or they have to pay … Continue reading →

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Playing the sincerity card (jouer le joker)

Posted on October 10, 2014 by PMcG

•To my tens of thousands of fans I would like to say I am so sorry. This will never happen again. •I want to thank my huge fan base for their prayers and tweets. I was stupid and my actions … Continue reading →

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Physicists acting badwy

Posted on October 7, 2014 by PMcG

Dear you Yes, you. Snap out of it. Today begins a new feature for those, like you, who have neither an eighth-grade reading level nor the lip-moving speed required for eye-glazing biographies or autobiographies of the great men and women … Continue reading →

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Important new rule: Never snork a Flanders nut

Posted on September 25, 2014 by PMcG

You know what’s really hard? I’ll tell you what’s really hard: • Blowing your nose while wearing a full set of banjo picks. • Being patient after somebody says Be patient! • Doing the grocery shopping without a pen to … Continue reading →

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Apologies for Numbnuts

Posted on September 23, 2014 by PMcG

Do your friends, your relatives, the nephew you pay six figures to for keeping your enormous butt unbitten think you should apologize to an individual, a community, a nation or an entire planet for your stupid social and/or criminal transgression? … Continue reading →

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Ten years in a fruit salad

Posted on September 18, 2014 by PMcG

Football players who get their bell rung have to pass a concussion test before they are allowed to play again. It’s a difficult test with both a verbal and math component. They also must write an essay on ‘Why in … Continue reading →

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