Category Archives: F.A.Q.

Interview Fails

Posted on June 3, 2014 by PMcG

Interview with Waldo Interviewer: Where are you? Waldo: I’m right here. Interviewer: I can’t see you. Waldo: But I can see you. Interviewer: Come on, give me a hint. Waldo: I’m wearing a red and white striped shirt. Interviewer: Is … Continue reading →

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FAQ: Idioms

Posted on April 22, 2014 by PMcG

Q. What is an idiom? A. An idiom is a meeting place for idiots. Not to be confused with idiocy, which is a municipality full of idioms. Think Los Angeles. Q. That’s insulting to Los Angeles. A. Do you live … Continue reading →

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FAQ: Limbo

Posted on March 11, 2014 by PMcG

Q. What is limbo? A. Limbo is a state where the recently gone go when the lines at heaven, hell and purgatory are backed up more than a mile. Think of it as spiritual overflow parking. Q. So which state … Continue reading →

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Frequently Given Answers

Posted on February 24, 2014 by PMcG

Given the astounding popularity of my award-winning* series of Frequently Asked Questions, I am starting today a revolutionary new service. Most of us don’t need the stupid questions. We need the stupid answers. F.G.A. A. I don’t have it. A. … Continue reading →

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Frequently Asked Questions: Dystopia

Posted on November 5, 2013 by PMcG

Q. I’ve heard the word dystopia used a lot lately. Is it contagious? A.  Just to clarify, you want to know about dystopia, not dattopia, right? Some people get them mixed up. Q. What the heck is dattopia? A.  And, … Continue reading →

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Frequently Asked Questions: The nose

Posted on October 8, 2013 by PMcG

 Q. Why do we have a nose? A. So we can breathe and live happily ever after or until we stop breathing. Whichever  comes first. Q. How does your nose smell? A. It smells okay, how about yours? Q. I … Continue reading →

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F.A.Q. The N.S.A.

Posted on September 10, 2013 by PMcG

Q. What does N.A.S.A stand for? A.  It’s N.S.A. You’re thinking of astronauts. Q. How do you know what I’m thinking? A. Well, ironically, that’s what the NSA is all about. Q. So what is the NSA? Why is it … Continue reading →

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