Tag Archives: absurd

Playing the sincerity card (jouer le joker)

Posted on October 10, 2014 by PMcG

•To my tens of thousands of fans I would like to say I am so sorry. This will never happen again. •I want to thank my huge fan base for their prayers and tweets. I was stupid and my actions … Continue reading →

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Apologies for Numbnuts

Posted on September 23, 2014 by PMcG

Do your friends, your relatives, the nephew you pay six figures to for keeping your enormous butt unbitten think you should apologize to an individual, a community, a nation or an entire planet for your stupid social and/or criminal transgression? … Continue reading →

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Ten years in a fruit salad

Posted on September 18, 2014 by PMcG

Football players who get their bell rung have to pass a concussion test before they are allowed to play again. It’s a difficult test with both a verbal and math component. They also must write an essay on ‘Why in … Continue reading →

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Let’s say this is funny

Posted on September 16, 2014 by PMcG

I hate it when a writer starts to explain something and says “Unless you’ve been living on Mars and don’t know that the Boer War is over…” Or “Unless you’ve been living on Mars and don’t know that Vincent Black … Continue reading →

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That’s a pretty big IF

Posted on September 12, 2014 by PMcG

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you can keep your hat too. If you really love me, you’ll address me as your highness. If I was a baseball announcer and someone hit … Continue reading →

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Balenciaga’s pizza

Posted on September 5, 2014 by PMcG

I have a question. Two actually. I’m allowed two because, in self-actualizing my full potential as master of my organism’s motive, I am saying what the hell, I get to ask two questions and you don’t. My first question, quite … Continue reading →

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FAQ: Mental Health

Posted on September 2, 2014 by PMcG

Q. I have a friend who has been diagnosed with mental health. Is it contagious? A. You tell me. Recently, scientists put laboratory mice with mental health into a cage with mice who were crazy about bluegrass. After an hour, … Continue reading →

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