Tag Archives: F.A.Q.

F.A.Q. An abundance of caution

Q. I hear people saying we should take an abundance of cotton. What does that mean? A. You’re hearing it wrong. It’s an abundance of caution. Q. Is that like saying you want a toss salad, when you really mean … Continue reading

Posted in Absurd and/or zany, F.A.Q., News You Can Use (Sort of) | Tagged , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

FAQ: Mental Health

Q. I have a friend who has been diagnosed with mental health. Is it contagious? A. You tell me. Recently, scientists put laboratory mice with mental health into a cage with mice who were crazy about bluegrass. After an hour, … Continue reading

Posted in Absurd and/or zany, F.A.Q., News You Can Use (Sort of) | Tagged , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Frequently Asked Questions about that

Q. What’s up with that? A. Which that is that? Q. That that. A. Excuse me, it almost sounded like you said that that. Q. Yes, I said that. A. You mean that that. Q. I mean that that what? … Continue reading

Posted in Absurd and/or zany, F.A.Q., Mockery and derision | Tagged , , , , , | 10 Comments

F.A.Q. How to sell your personal papers

Q. I see where Tom Wolfe sold his papers to the New York Public Library. I have a stack of old papers for lining the bottom of the bird cage. I haven’t needed them since my parrot ran off with … Continue reading

Posted in Absurd and/or zany, F.A.Q., News You Can Use (Sort of) | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

Interview Fails

Interview with Waldo Interviewer: Where are you? Waldo: I’m right here. Interviewer: I can’t see you. Waldo: But I can see you. Interviewer: Come on, give me a hint. Waldo: I’m wearing a red and white striped shirt. Interviewer: Is … Continue reading

Posted in F.A.Q., Mockery and derision | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

FAQ: Idioms

Q. What is an idiom? A. An idiom is a meeting place for idiots. Not to be confused with idiocy, which is a municipality full of idioms. Think Los Angeles. Q. That’s insulting to Los Angeles. A. Do you live … Continue reading

Posted in F.A.Q., News You Can Use (Sort of) | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Frequently Asked Questions: Dystopia

Q. I’ve heard the word dystopia used a lot lately. Is it contagious? A.  Just to clarify, you want to know about dystopia, not dattopia, right? Some people get them mixed up. Q. What the heck is dattopia? A.  And, … Continue reading

Posted in F.A.Q., News You Can Use (Sort of) | Tagged , , | 2 Comments