Tag Archives: parody

Frequently Asked Questions about that

Q. What’s up with that? A. Which that is that? Q. That that. A. Excuse me, it almost sounded like you said that that. Q. Yes, I said that. A. You mean that that. Q. I mean that that what? … Continue reading

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Exciting news: my speaking fee reduced $25k

Please pass this news along to your alleged friends, your imaginary buddies in high places and all those blowhard relatives who say they know somebody who knows somebody who could maybe get you a backstage pass to the next Air … Continue reading

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For the One Hundredth Time…

Dear Hint of Light Guy: I see it’s been a hundred years since you started writing this humor blog. When will the humor kick in? –Humorless Dear Humorless: Not 100 years, 100 posts over one year. Just as a fine … Continue reading

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Interview Fails

Interview with Waldo Interviewer: Where are you? Waldo: I’m right here. Interviewer: I can’t see you. Waldo: But I can see you. Interviewer: Come on, give me a hint. Waldo: I’m wearing a red and white striped shirt. Interviewer: Is … Continue reading

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Absurdly Existential Standup

Welcome to our new feature, Interviews With Famous Dead People You Probably Never Heard Of But Would Have If You’d Only Paid Attention In School Instead Of Screwing Around And Becoming A Bitter Disappointment To Your Parents Who Did The … Continue reading

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Gooood Morrrrrning Asia Minor!

St. Paul, here Rather than scribbling out a new e-pistle to the Corindians or the Galoshes, I thought I’d open up the old mailbag and get some epistle feedback. Dear Paul Your letter came postage due. What, they don’t sell … Continue reading

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As they say in France…

Dear God Hey, it’s Bob. No, not that Bob. No. Not him either. Come on, it’s me. Big Bob. Ring a bell? So hey, howzit goin? Keeping the beard, I see. Can I be frank? No, not that Frank. I … Continue reading

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