Tag Archives: parody

For the One Hundredth Time…

Dear Hint of Light Guy: I see it’s been a hundred years since you started writing this humor blog. When will the humor kick in? –Humorless Dear Humorless: Not 100 years, 100 posts over one year. Just as a fine … Continue reading

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Interview Fails

Interview with Waldo Interviewer: Where are you? Waldo: I’m right here. Interviewer: I can’t see you. Waldo: But I can see you. Interviewer: Come on, give me a hint. Waldo: I’m wearing a red and white striped shirt. Interviewer: Is … Continue reading

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Absurdly Existential Standup

Welcome to our new feature, Interviews With Famous Dead People You Probably Never Heard Of But Would Have If You’d Only Paid Attention In School Instead Of Screwing Around And Becoming A Bitter Disappointment To Your Parents Who Did The … Continue reading

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Gooood Morrrrrning Asia Minor!

St. Paul, here Rather than scribbling out a new e-pistle to the Corindians or the Galoshes, I thought I’d open up the old mailbag and get some epistle feedback. Dear Paul Your letter came postage due. What, they don’t sell … Continue reading

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As they say in France…

Dear God Hey, it’s Bob. No, not that Bob. No. Not him either. Come on, it’s me. Big Bob. Ring a bell? So hey, howzit goin? Keeping the beard, I see. Can I be frank? No, not that Frank. I … Continue reading

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Sic transit gloria mundi*

 Yesterday he lifted a slat in the blinds and saw The Spanish Inquisition driving through the neighborhood. He quickly ducked away, his back to the wall. Gulping for air, he wondered how they had found him. He spent the rest … Continue reading

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Haiku, haiku very much

Just thinking. What if poets wrote technical instruction manuals? Take your basic lawn mower foruhzample: Operating instructions for your Haiku 575® Lawn Mowing Machine How to assemble And use with minimal pain Your happy doodad Honored grass cutter, Open manual … Continue reading

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