Category Archives: F.A.Q.

A common geezer mistake

Posted on June 6, 2016 by PMcG

Ladies and gentlemen, today we are launching an internal investigation into the circumstances surrounding this unfortunate incident. As you know, it has ruined the lives of several innocent and, frankly, very attractive sheep. It has also prompted some of our … Continue reading →

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F.A.Q. Adventures in feasing

Posted on May 25, 2016 by PMcG

Q. What is malfeasance? A. Technically, it’s the act of feasing someone named Mal. Not to be confused with Melfeasance. Q. Why not? A. Mel doesn’t like to interact with anybody else’s fease. Q. Wouldn’t that fall under the category … Continue reading →

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Artsy fartsy

Posted on May 6, 2016 by PMcG

Q. How can I tell if I have a Caravaggio in my attic? A. Is that the guy who does the Wolf Blitzer impersonations? Q. No. Wolf Blitzer does those. He’s very good at it. A. I wouldn’t want to … Continue reading →

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FAQ: What is going on?

Posted on January 20, 2016 by PMcG

Q. What is going on? A. Can you be more specific? Q. What is GOING ON? A. Ah. Good question. Now, do you mean what’s GOING ON here or there? Q. YES. A. Look, this is a licensed FAQ station … Continue reading →

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FAQ: Huge Bug

Posted on November 13, 2015 by PMcG

Q.Whenever X—(not her real initial) sees a bug on the ceiling she says “Ooh, there’s a bug on the ceiling.” That means I’m supposed to kill it or talk it into leaving right this minute, mister. But the bug-fearing little … Continue reading →

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Frequently Asked Questions: Butt dialing

Posted on September 17, 2015 by PMcG

Q. You keep talking about butt dialing. What does that mean? A. Sometimes when you sit down with your smart phone in your back pocket, the weight of your butt pressing against your key pad inadvertently activates a phone number. … Continue reading →

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F.A.Q. The epiglottis

Posted on June 10, 2015 by PMcG

Q. What is an epiglottis? A. Excuse me, but did you not see the signs? Q. You mean the signs that say the end of the world is at hand and/or foot? A. No, the signs that say this line … Continue reading →

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